How to Not Die

I’ve been watching a series of action movies over the last month or two, and I’ve actually learned a thing or two. I’ve decided to share my findings with you, as I think they may be vital to your survival.

So here’s my first nugget. This is how to not die, based on what I’ve learned in an action movie. It’s actually quite simple.
All you ever need to do is tell whoever is pointing a gun at you to go ahead and kill you. You can scream it if you want. “Go ahead, shoot me! Just do it!” Make it sound really convincing too. Really sell that you want to be shot right then and there. Of course, the potential killer will start to have a psychological break down immediately. Take advantage of this, and provoke him. You have two options of how to do this. Choose wisely, based on what you know about them.

Option #1: As their trigger finger quivers, explain to them that they don’t have the guts to kill you. They could never do it, not in a million years. As they begin to question themselves, sweat, and shake, just grab the gun, and you’re safe!

Option #2: They grit their teeth and tell you that they’ve killed a thousand times before. This means it’s time to flip it on them. “Yea, and that’s all you’ll ever be, just a killer!” You can change the quote to your liking, just make sure it’s along the same lines. Make sure they know that you don’t care if they kill you, but that’s all they’re good for, killing, and they’ll never be anything better than a lowlife killer. Of course, at this point they’ll start questioning their life, decide they need to get out of the game, drop the gun, and walk away. And you’ve survived.

So I hope that helps. Now I’ll admit, I’ve never actually been in one of these situations before, but like I said, I’ve seen a lot of action movies, so I think I know what I’m talking about. So give it a shot, let me know how it goes.